Phil, drunk with victory sends out the following message on April 10, 2008:

Dick, I thought you shoud know that Phil Danz won the Annual International ASO (American Society of Ocuarists) Tennis tournament in Destin, Florida April 7, 2008. Just keeping up with OFTA Standards of excellence. While you are off languishing on vacation.

Rodofo.

Congratulations to Phil. Your skills will be forever envied.